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My uni is the most unorganised load I have ever witnessed in my life.

After wondering all week what the fuck I was meant to be doing in regards of going back to uni, seeing as they never bothered to tell us, I just recieved an email, less than 24 hours before we go back telling us that our tutorial is at 12…. but we have to be in at 9:30 for a welcome back speech, and to hand in our summer projects in on Thursday.

Um, what?

YOU NEVER FUCKING SET US A PROJECT YOU STUPID FUCKING SCHOOL. BLARGAHUAUHUGABHFJGDFGDFGHJJJDGHBG.

What’s worse is that rather than accepting the blame that they fucked up, they’ll blame it on us and make us do it alongside our other projects. Christ I hate that place more than anyone will ever know.

Godamn Uni.

I’m going to go in bed and SULK ALL DAY.

ps. On the upside I had the most AMAZING dream. I dreamt I went to visit SLATER in Japan (as she’s currently living there for a year) and she went out to buy some things, leaving me to take a shower. I didn’t know where her shower was, and I thought I heard her say that theres only a public shower that everyone uses on her street. LOOOOOOOL So I wondered outside looking for this fucking public shower, and I accidently stumbled into some restaurant instead. This guy, who was an ABSOLUTE BABE came up to me and start speaking Japanese and I’m like OMGWTFIMSTUPIDSPEAKENGLISHPLZ. So he did. I explained my predicament and he was all “Well you can use my shower after I’m done at work lollolol ” and I was like OKAY 8D and agreed to meet him after he finished work. I went back to Slaters apartment, where she told me I was a twat for not realising the shower was just outside her room, and then she went to the restaurant where the guy worked and lectured him about being a gentleman and not to try anything funny. Loooooooooooooool. I met with the guy and he told me that he was half Japanese and also was living in Japan for a year, studying something or other, and agreed to see each other again whilst I was there, then i woke up.

But damn, he was a babe.

♥: Grumpy
♪: ベスパ☆くまメロ – Totem Pole

I wore my hair on a centre parting today. Never again.

In other news, I finally found an Arran knit cardigan that I like. Two books that I do not like, and I really need to clean my room tomorrow morning.

♥: Horny (lolz)
♪: Nine Inch Nails – Only

Last sunday I was admitted into hospital for 4 days.

I got renal colic, caused by a kidney stone, which is said to be more painful than childbirth…. and I can believe it. Especially when you’re lying in a hospital bed in the early hours of the morning begging for something to take away the pain, and not even strong painkillers, including 2 shots of morphine can kill it. It also makes you feel incredibly lonely- a side effect I still haven’t shook off yet.

I passed the kidney stone though, and the pain mostly diminished, and I was discharged on wednesday. I am still on antibiotics and pain killers for bruised kidneys and for my stomach and back which were constantly in spasm. In 8 weeks I will go back to the hospital for an x-ray and to discuss what caused it. Until then my parents are force feeding me as my water as I can possibly drink, in an attempt to ‘flush myself out’.

I am currently round my parents recovering, but I go home tuesday. The internet has finally been installed at the new house, so I can update about house-activities when I return.

♥: Lonely
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – AVO

Self portrait.

Sharing becauuuusee, whilst I’m no stranger to posting pictures of myself, it’s very rare, if ever, do I consider it photography. But this is one of them, and technically I’m very proud of it. Shame about the tan lines though. :/ I also took a picture of me in my new glasses which can be seen here, but I look a bit of a dickhead as my nostrils are really flared. Couldn’t take another as my camera battery ran out, but you get the idea! I really like tortoise shell glasses.

I’m going to the doctors in an hour, because I have what I’m suspecting is PINK EYE, which you can see in the glasses photo actually. Mmm, sexy.

But! The main reason of this entry apart from camwhoring and talking about my gammy eye is….

HIATUS.

I am moving out on Wednesday and I don’t know when I’ll have the internet up and running in the new place.

♥: Hot
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – AVO

So during my apathy to update this blog, I failed to mention that I had a job interview for an ideal job over summer.

I had the job interview last week, but as luck would have it, I managed to develop swine/man flu the night before the interview, so on Friday morning I felt absolutely terrible, and when it came to sitting the interview itself, my mind just totally went blank. I’m really annoyed at myself because I got a question wrong that I knew the answer to (related to the company), but I felt as if some other parts of the interview went really well, so it could have gone either way.

…However, it went the wrong way and on Wednesday I recieved a rejection letter. Sad times.

Still, I’m sure I’ll survive. Even if it means not being able to afford food for a few months. Weeeeeyo.

In other news, I had a sight test on Wednesday and discovered that my eye sight has got worse.  Good one. So I’ve had to get new glasses, which I am relieved about as my old ones didn’t suit me AT ALL. Whereas I got the opinion of like, 5 different other people this time and I think my new ones are really nice  So pictures of those when I get them on Monday! Yesterday I went to London with my parents (upon travelling there I fell asleep on the train, and woke myself up by accidently headbutting the window.  The guy in the seat opposite me laughed. Travel fail!). They haven’t been in 40 years as they weren’t fans of the place but… I think I converted them. They’re talking about going back already.  My feet are killing me after 8 hours of walking around in boots though…

And in the taxi home I was told about Michael Jackson. Very sad news! RIP.

♥: Lethargic
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – The Bright Ambassadors of Morning

Helloooo.

So for the exception that I’m still actually at uni until the end of the month, I have officially survived the first year, having recieved my final marks for this year. My critical studies, amazingly, I done really well on, which shocked me as hand on heart, I thought I would have to write it again and re-submit it, I thought it was that bad. As for my portfolio…? Well I can’t say that done as well, ha. I got a 2:2 though, and the marks aren’t counted towards my degree so I’m not all that bothered by it. Considering I did 6 months work in a month, a 2:2 isn’t something to be sniffed at.

I finally got round to celebrating my birthday on Saturday. As per usual I made a drunken tit out of myself, and am going to resolve to stop drinking so much when I go out… I’d like to retain some dignity for my next birthday, please. :/ But it was sooo good seeing so many faces I hadn’t seen in a long time, and had an infinitely better turnout than I did last year. All round I can’t complain. Sadly there are no decent photos of myself at my birthday, so I’ll use this oppourtunity to display a better picture of my Pedobear tshirt. Amazing much? Even if I do have a chin like Reese Witherspoon, ick..

In other news, I got my lip repierced today! This is the 4th time now. It hurts like a bitch as I’m pretty certain that they went over some scar tissue, looooveely. The healing process is a complete and utter chore but I’m currently in love with piercings again right now, so overall I’m happy I got it done. Fingers crossed it just won’t go manky!

I think that’s all for now, time for The Sims 3.

♥: Thirsty – Budding diabettic?
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – Golden Clothes

Helloooo.

So the day after my birthday I visited Benjamin who had bought me a small mountain of gifts (he probably would have been beaten up otherwise) including; a Raving Rabbids figuring dressed up in an Assassin’s Creed cloak, an actual Assassin’s Creed figurine of Altair (babe!), a t-shirt that says ‘Screw the rules, I have money’ (If anyone watches YGOTAS they’d understand this reference), another t-shirt of Pedobear as seen to the right (hello fattyface). Underneath pedobear the caption reads ‘Calm Down! You’re frightening the children….away’, and finally my big present was the Black Adder box set. I love Black Adder, it’s probably one of my favouritest comedies so I was thrilled with this.

Thursday morning I went into Uni to collect my portfolio as assessment was over, and somehow my friends and I were duped into doing painting… something we weren’t supposed to do until Friday. This pissed me off, as I had no warning meaning I was wearing nice clothes etc. Luckily, I didn’t get any paint on myself, and once painting was done, suffice to say I left VERY quickly. This, however, didn’t piss me off as much as a 8ft presentation board collapsing on me. I was happily minding my own business, when I hear Toni scream, and before I had a chance to do anything, I feel this massive weight on my shoulder. GOOD ONE, NUCA. My tutor didn’t even bother to ask if I was okay. I’m pretty sure if he’d have acted more concerned if I threatened to sue them due to poor health and safety. :U Burn.

Bugger me, I’m so bored. Postal 2 for some reason won’t boot up, all my other games I’ve either completed or I’m tired of, and The Sims 3 don’t come out until next week. Not having the panic of assessment has left me with nothing to do. I think after I’ve written this entry I may share some of my uni work, since I rarely ever do that. I might even start sorting through all my stuff in preparations for moving out next month. Can’t believe it’s only 4 weeks to go now!

♥: Bored & thirsty
♪: Girls Aloud – Sexy! No No No

Happy 20th Birthday to meeeeee~~

So far the day has been eventful. I had to be up early this morning so I opened my presents at midnight. Amongst the gifts were money, perfume, girly things etc. And the ‘big’ present was a Zen X-Fi which I am chuffed to bits with. My dad had already charged it, stuck on some Pure Reason Revolution and a video so it was ready to go, and it’s awesome. I was up at 7:30 this morning to get into the city for a ‘makeover’ (something which was clearly needed), it was nice but it needed my false eyelashes which were promptly stuck on when I got home after a liquid lunch with Butty. A very, VERY liquid lunch. I came home half cut, which was excellent.

In other news, my end of year uni assessment was on Thursday, with a bit of luck I have passed and made it to 2nd year, although I’m still at uni until the end of June. I broke my toe a fortnight ago by tripping over a uni book (seriously that place is out to get me) and I am completely obsessed with Girls Aloud currently. Do I need a life? I think so.

♥: Half-cut
♪: Girls Aloud – Sexy! No No No

My ever faithful phone has given up the will to live and bit the dust.

RAGE.

I can’t afford to eat when I move out, let alone replace my phone. D: Daddy…

♥: Grumpy
♪: Hollywood Undead – Undead