I got my haircut on Wednesday. I was hoping to do a before, of my long, reaching my shoulder blades, thick lusious hair, and after, just reaching my collar bone, all short, layered and choppy, slightly reminiscent of 3 years ago. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a bad haircut, it’s just… odd. I need an adjustment period, I think.
So instead I’ll include a picture of me in bed with a girl, hur hur.
To go alongside further imagery built up in your mind (Warren), I’d also had a lot to drink that day, and woke up with a hangover I hadn’t had so bad since my 18th birthday feat. the Jeremy Kyle drinking game. Waaayyyyyy.
On a final note- Everybody should have their facebook language set to Pirate English by default.
♥: Hot.
♪: Kings of Leon – Sex on Fire
Imagery built up in my mind….. Are you in bed with Ellen Page talking about your favourite flavour of Ben and Jerrys while your cotton white underpanties ride up into your bottom cracks as you squirt each other with Cif ??
Isn’t cif bleach?
not really… it’ll leave you smelling two times fresh