Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name: Jemma
- Jemma, a girls name that can only describe someone who is bubbly, funny, a little bit of a nerd 
, beautiful, uberly crazy and fastastico (italian lol)
One of the coolest girls around!
Jemma, your uber Una Banana!
2.) Your age: 19
- To “be 19″, or to have “gone 19″ essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’ series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
“Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower.”
“The whole fucking world has gone 19.”
3.) One of your friends: Stu
- Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.
Girl “Stu why are you so cocky”
Stu “I am not cocky I am just confident”
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl “Oh that’s why”
4.) What should you be doing?: Semiotics
- Codeword for “I’m a big bitch.” Used often by pseudointellectuals, “artists” who don’t do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.
As an artist, I’m interested in semiotics and the relationship between excreta and the soul.
5.) Your favourite colour: Light Blue
- It’s the “gay” color in Russian-speaking countries, much like purple is in America.
Russian: “that guy, he so–light blue”
American: “Light-blue? What the fuck? It’s purple. Purple is the color we use here to describe gays.”
6.) Your birthplace: Norwich, [England not USA]
- I went to Norwich a few months ago and I’m telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia’s stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.
Norwich was England’s second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region’s agricultural products.
7.) Last person you talked to: Warren
- when you take a shit, and laugh after.
harry could be heard from the washroom as he let out a thundering warren.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Coke Zero
diet coke in a different bottle for men who think “diet” coke is for girls
A: “Is that diet coke you’re drinking? You ponce…”
B: “Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men.”
9.) Your nickname: Jemi
A very handsome strong male, who can attract any woman in sight. Also very good at everything wether it be games or driving “he” will always be the ultimate.
Damn that kid sure is one hell of a “Jemi”!
♥: Busy
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – He Tried To Show Them Magic/Ambassadors Return
hahahahaha handsome strong male! finally my prayers are answered : D
this is how bored i am,not to read your site but to fill this in which you dont have to read but it took me time so i didnt want to delete it
anyway
your place or mine?
msn sooon again : D
and i have nicknames!!!111 i am still excited about this,that was the main reason i filled this in xxxx
1 your name
1.Freya
A really really really sexy girl.
Omg ! Look at that Freya !
2 age
To “be 19″, or to have “gone 19″ essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’ series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
“Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower.”
“The whole fucking world has gone 19.”
3 One of your friends: luke
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he’s luke, look at the way he slouches
4 What should you be doing?:socialising isn’t defined yet.
5 fave colour:yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
“Yellow” by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
6Your birthplace: Norwich, [England not USA]
I went to Norwich a few months ago and I’m telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia’s stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.
Norwich was England’s second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region’s agricultural products.
7last person i spoke to:laurence
A fine specimen of man, often with great sexual prowess and a master of modern dance. Most commonly found in the places of learning or culture.
“I met this laurence at the library, damn he was totally hawt. He leant me his library card”
8last thing to drink:tea
A british obsession
Us brits have more words for tea than eskimos have for snow.
Tea, char, brew, rosey, cuppa…. the list really is endless.
9nickname: frezzle
slang for freckle, taken from the word fresnel
1. look at your multitude of frezzles on your cheeks. wow.
2. could this definition be any gayer?
frez:When someone ‘borrows’ money from you and says that they will pay you back, but waits for a long time until you stop asking, and then never pays you back.
That whore over there Frezzed me of my money