I am an awesome girlfriend. Like… really awesome. I don’t get enough credit for that. Really… there should be some sort of resumé, listing all my awesome qualities that I contribute to one half of a relationship, that I could give out to any future potentials (i.e. Chris Fountain) so they could think “WOW she’s awesome.” Perhaps somebody should write that? OH OH. How about if I write that? Yeaaahh, lets do this crazy thing!

Note: Whilst everything here is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, it is for the lolz. Do not take me seriously unless you’re interested in dating me in which case expect one of these coming your way soon.

REASONS WHY JEMI IS AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND.

STATISTICS:
Visuals can be referred to my photo – please note that I am 5′9″, and taller in hells. No shorter than 5′9 please!

REFERENCES:
Yes I actually have references! Genuine references from those that know what it’s like to be in a relationship with me, and would happily tell any potential these things about me. Though hopefully I won’t have too many references as well.. I don’t plan on having many ex’s.

Ben (I don’t think I mentioned it here but Ben & I broke up last month. Yes it hurt but we’ll remain good friends):
Jemi has big boobs, and a nice face/smile/cheeks. She is good for sex (and good at it) with a sense of humour and has a brain (i.e. smart), and is easy to get along with… and beat up. (note: he means beat up as in rough housing… Ben is not into partner beating!)

REASONS:

o1. I’m not clingy.
We’re not attatched at the hip, we don’t have to spend every breathing moment together. We can do stuff together, and do stuff apart. You want to see your friends alone? That’s cool, I see mine too.

o2. I’m not materialistic.
…To an extent. Obviously birthdays and christmas is kind of a must, but other times I’m really not bothered if I’m showered with gifts (though if you want to, that’s fine by me…). I’m a sentimentalist, so I like to keep things that remind me of you, but that doesn’t neccessarily mean things that cost.

o3. I can handle distance.
I don’t mean as in long distance.. and I don’t mean people acting distant (infact that’s probably one of the best ways to piss me off), but touching more on reason o1, I don’t need to see you everyday if it’s not feasiable. I’ve gone weeks without seeing my boyfriend before (not through choice, mind) so I can do it. I don’t like totally being shut off though, but again I don’t require much. Just a text or something keeps me happy.

o4. I really am just happy with staying in & hanging out.
Really.

o5. I can scrub up well and adapt to events.
True.

o6. I put out.
I don’t mean as in to… anybody. But you won’t get none of these “Oh I have a headache! ” excuses from me!

o7. I’m not petty.
I’m a lazy person, so I can’t be doing with starting arguments over the tinest things that doesn’t even really matter.

o8. I don’t play games.
Honestly, I just don’t see the point. You’ll always get things straight up and honest from me. I won’t play games with you, so don’t play games with me.

o9. I don’t do drama.
Drama drama, you don’t want no drama. No no drama, you don’t want no drama… and neither do I.

1o. I will treat you with the utmost respect.
Just as long as you do the same.

11. I don’t just walk away when things get tough.
I ride them out, and resolve things the best as I can.

12. I’m awesome.
Can’t say fairer than that really. I actually had another few reasons that were valid but… slave-riot went down and I couldn’t publish this blog, nor save the draft so until I can remember what they were… the list stops here for now!

♥: Tired
♪: Pure Reason Revolution – Deux Ex Machina (Live in Krákow)

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